Overheard in a shop:
Man: Didn’t want to disturb you when u were on the phone but u are in the US now. Speak English.
Woman: Excuse me?
Man: If u want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. Here we speak English.
Woman: I spoke Navajo. If u want to speak English, go back to England.
See what happens when you go out of your way to not mind your business
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