Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me: the only thing in this shack is a bench covered in dusty, uh, knicknacks. There’s some empty bottles, there’s a little chest, there’s -

Sorcerer: Is there a fidget spinner?

Me: No, there’s no -

Ranger: Is there a pop socket?

Me: No pop socket. There is a Bop It.

Sorcerer: I Bop It.

Me (laughing): okay, you start playing Bop it and get about three commands in before losing, and when you look up, you’ve actually teleported to a warehouse. There’s a figure in your periphery -

Sorcerer: No, I keep playing Bop It.

Me: Goddammit.

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