You’ve always been able to teleport since the day you were born, with one exception: all eyes have to be turned away from you for you to do it. One day as you lay in bed in the privacy of your own home, you try to teleport but discover that you cannot.
YOU CANNOT FAST TRAVEL WHEN THERE ARE ENEMIES NEARBY
you unplug your amazon echo and then teleport to jeff bezos house to kick him in the nuts.
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