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HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS
The thing that gets me about this
The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS
Each sentence is so much wilder than the last
“A female russian hero” Yes good
“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit
“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”
Someone probably already drew this better, but the description was so much fun I had to give it a try.
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