Silver Tongue
What if Dad Crocker started dating Spades Slick?
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banishedquasiroyal-deact:

im a lesbian what does this say

dad crocker wouldnt date spades, spades hates everyone. Droog on the other hand would be very attracted to his plain and serviceable hat.

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