tyrannosaurus-rex:

remanedur:

remanedur:

its been almost 2 years since overwatch came out and they still havent explained why hanzo and genji’s ults exist

i literally never needed to know why sniper spidey ladey is fucking blurple or why she has a skimpy ass outfit but these two dudes have entire fucking dragons come out of their arms and shit and there’s 0 explanation

Genji and hanzo have a competition going to see who can go without nutting the longest and at the 5 year mark they had stored up enough raw testicular energy to bring forth the dragons straight from the aether. since genji no longer has a real set of genitals he should have no dragon powers but since mercy keeps one of his balls alive in a jar he still has one and thus guaranteed to win the no nutt contest