Silver Tongue

todayilearnedthat:

what-hath-science-wrought:

dingdongyouarewrong:

todayilearnedthat:

curvywarman:

todayilearnedthat:

TIL that the “ideal” pair of female hands based on science would be approximately 0.75 meters long, have several fingers and contain at least 5 bones. A divot on the end of each finger is also considered highly desirable.

via reddit.com

0.75 meters is like two fucking feet long what the fuck are you talking about

the ideal pair of hands

if you click the link it just leads to a blank page that says ‘the divots are for scooping up salsa’

hey so the combination of the precision of the 0.75 meter measurement and the deeply unsettling vagueness of ‘’several fingers’’ is honestly fucking my whole shit up

It’s hard to get a precise number when they keep changing.

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