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You: WHY IS THE SUN WEARING SUNGLASSES!? HE DOESNT NEED TO SHIELD HIS EYES FROM ANYTHING

me, a intellectual: The sun shoots lazers from his eyes like cyclopes and is protecting us from his terrible power.

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