captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

why does david cage think that 20 years in the future, paper will be replaced with disposable ipads

like, legitimately, that’s what the game is depicting. all of the crack addict’s mail is ipads. his bills are ipads. his sports magazines are ipads. everything is a touchscreen ipad because evidently cage believes that 20 years in the future we’ll stop using paper and we’ll just be fucking mailing paper-thin single-purpose ipads instead 

david cage doesn’t fucking know what emails are i’m losing my goddamn mind here 

david cage legitimately thinks we’ll start mailing ipads instead of using paper mail or fucking emails 20 years in the future 

i’m in fucking awe here 

it’s been less than an hour and david cage has already displayed such blinding idiocy in his worldbuilding that i’m at a loss for words

he thinks we’ll physically mail ipads to eachother for bills instead of using paper or using normal email 

i keep restating this fact hoping that it’ll baffle me less the more i repeat it but it keeps hitting me as hard as it did the first time every time i say it

he think we’ll stop using paper and emails and will instead physically use snail mail to ship ipads to each other for mundane things like bills and job applications.

i just. i feel like my grip on reality is slipping, here. this can’t be real. a man this blindingly stupid can’t be this influential in the tech industry. he just can’t. there’s no way someone this stupid is considered a talent by Sony. Sony buries sexual harassment allegations on this man’s behalf because they think he’s important enough to protect. i’m at a loss. this is so awful.