When I was 16-19 I worked as a hostess/parking lot attendant at a funeral home and my boss told me (and I quote) “you get a friends and family discount but once you quit you won’t get it anymore so make sure you use it.” And to this day nothing has ever been funnier to me
A week after I got the job I accidentally spilled someone’s ashes on myself and my manager told me not to worry about it because they had spare ashes in the back room
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I know it sounds odd, but I actually would love to work at a funeral home
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I job shadowed at a funeral home once, for a school project. Everyone was shocked and appalled when I came back to...
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