anonymousalchemist:

epersonae:

howlingguardian:

Nah, nah, nah, Humans might turn out to be the Deathworlders or the Pack-Bond-To-Everything species, but I’ve got an idea what we’d be.

The thing I’ve heard most about Breath Of The Wild is that everyone wants to bang the shark guy.

The thing I’ve heard most about Mass Effect is that you can seduce all the aliens. (And that the ending for the third game was bad, I don’t know, I never played it.)

You see a picture of an alien,(or an elf or an orc or whatever) and there will be a comment somewhere of what said alien would be like in bed.

That’s our role in the universe- that no matter how strange the species, there is a human somewhere who will try to seduce them.

For everything that exists, there is:

  • A human who will try to bang it
  • A human who will try to pet it
  • A human who will try to hunt it (or possibly cook it)

the three human instincts: FIGHT, FRIEND, FUCK 

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