if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it
mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?
mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.
joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?
mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?
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