i always forget that angus mcdonald, world’s greatest detective, has a mini crossbow in his sleeve on the rockport limited. 

this tiny baby boy snuck a MINI CROSSBOW in the sleeve of his shirt and nobody’s going to question that?? in an area where weapons weren’t allowed?? and people still think angus mcdonald is lawful good???? i know he’s a very successful detective and he was going after a serial killer at the time, but he’s TEN and he has a concealed weapon?????????? 

like, listen, a crossbow is the closest thing d&d has to a gun. and angus, light of my life, is just keepin’ one right up his sleeve, never explained or acknowledged after rockport limited. sure, he needs to defend himself, but also? knives??? angus could have had a knife instead, maybe??? (wait, now that i say that, that might be WORSE)

i have so many questions. who sold a ten year old a crossbow? did he bribe somebody else to buy it for him? even worse, was it issued to him from the militia? did the militia look at this ten years old boy and go “boy howdy, let’s give this boy a crossbow!” 

i’m not, like, angry about this or anything. i’m just very confused???????? what happened to angus, a very good and smart and perfect boy, that made him think that he needed a crossbow to do his job??