gallusrostromegalus:

xiongataosenai:

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

a simple question of weight ratios

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YES BUT IS IT UNLADEN

submission by @salparadisewasright

I love how to my very tired brain this seems like some kind of deep passage about how home is where the heart is and I went “aw”, and scrolled down a good six posts before going “wait fuCKIGN MINUTE.”

Wait a minute, is the plover an actual animal? I always thought this scene was listing plumbers as migratory animals, and I was just like “yeah that checks out, it’s Monty Python after all. Probably a British joke I don’t get.”

Plovers are a migratory shorebird!  there are many species of plover, but the Piping Plover is the most famous becuase of it’s ubiquitousness and FUCKING ADORABLE BABIES:

they lay their eggs in the sand, get crazy territorial, and when it’s cold out, they stuff thier babies into thier soft underfluff:

Which results in hilarity like this: