rittie

understanding straight people can be so hard sometimes like they use grammar and shit i cant keep up

olidiavalree

I’m a straight person and I can barely understand my fellow straight people.

rittie

sorry what did you say i cant understand you

beece

translation: gkdkgke same but im straight ckskfkfja

rittie

oh. tell them i dont care

silver-tongues-blog

oky let me try. I recently got the straight rosetta stone.

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