Silver Tongue

rittie:

beece:

rittie:

olidiavalree:

rittie:

understanding straight people can be so hard sometimes like they use grammar and shit i cant keep up

I’m a straight person and I can barely understand my fellow straight people.

sorry what did you say i cant understand you

translation: gkdkgke same but im straight ckskfkfja

oh. tell them i dont care

oky let me try. I recently got the straight rosetta stone.

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Yours truly, The LGBTA+

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