Silver Tongue

glumshoe:

emibenza8:

glumshoe:

I thought that a child peering at me through the crack in the stall door was the scariest thing that could happen to me in the bathroom today, but then three small children entered the handicap stall together and started chanting “HORSE TIME! HORSE TIME! HORSE TIME!” and cheering as the toilet flushed.

its horse time my man

please no I don’t want it to be

you slept through time and met griffin mcelroy, andrew hussie and john mulaney when they were children

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