0rdi:
i keep forgetting ridley is like, the intelligent leader of a band of space pirates
he never does anything other than act like a big scary dragon. you never see ridley like. giving orders. signing paychecks. giving performance reviews to his pirate underlings.
Pirates don’t get paychecks or get performance reviews ya friggin goofball. They go yahar and swing on ropes and get the treasure.
they don’t show you the performance reviews on tv but they absolutely do have them
pirates would do theater when they were bored because the sea is fucking big and you could go days without running into anything.
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