hackerfucker:

snake: hnnnnnnnng …Otacon! what is this moist colorful child

otacon: snake! that’s an inkling!

snake: *grumble* inkling?

otacon: inklings are unique cephalopodic organisms who developed the ability to transform between a bipedal humanoid form and a smaller squidlike one to move quickly through their own ink secretions! they have a fascinating culture thats analogous to ours in many respects, particularly Tokyo street fashion!

snake: hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm … so you’re saying .. that even though it looks like a kid now, its also a squid now

otacon: thats right! you should try to communicate with one!

snake: what do you want me say?

otacon: try this: “woomy”

snake: …… *growling* woomy ….