slab-o-meat:

slab-o-meat:

mood: during the trial against my friend, the persecuter claimed that my friend had a weapon at the time he was arrested and later the defense attorney pulled out the “weapon” and was like “everybody. this is a sex toy”

in addition to the dildo defense: saw an observer pull out her chapstick and start smearing it on her face. also another observer was wearing cat ears

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