I’ve never related to something as much as this

You finally muster the strength to overtake him, but once ahead, find yourself slowing down so much from physical exhaustion that he now has to slow down and is trying not to step on the back of your heels, you’re stumbling trying to work your shoes back on without slowing down further and you look like the kind of jackass who just had to be in front.

Now he’s on all fours and he’s chasing you, snarling and snapping at your heels, you try to run but snap! Your leg is caught in a bear trap! You turn and see, it’s Him. It’s Shia LaBeouf.