snarthurt:

jerryterry:

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

strungalo-bungalo:

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

currently think showering in swim trunks is a good idea because it would be a fun exercise and if a burglar walks in i can strangle him with them

and also pockets for chocolate bars. basically wondering why everyone doesnt do that

Would you take off the swim trunks and strangle the burglar or would u just get swim trunks with extra long strings?

i would strangle the burglar with them on

they would just give me the courage to murder another human being

But what about your bollocks, arthur? Your dirty little nuts?
They won’t get clean with trunks on!

You fiend, with bloodstained hands and unwashed balls!

i have a poison and acid damage proficiency, this is only increased by my disgusting balls