Silver Tongue

barfy:

skazuhira:

heavvymetalqueen:

skazuhira:

cyrysthecold:

skazuhira:

cyrysthecold:

skazuhira-miller:

I hate Revolver Ocelot because he’s the embodiment  of that asshole who’s like “JOKE’S ON YOU, I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE OWNED! IT WAS MY PLAN TO GET KICKED IN THE DICK ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!” 

but then you follow the paper trail and, son of a bitch, it turns out him getting kicked in the dick was somehow integral to taking down the illuminati. 

He’s also in love with you, your dad, your twink friend who is weirdly hung, and wears a long coat but no shirt

Excuse me what

Raiden canonically has a big dick, and Ocelot flirts with him.

Raiden canonically has a big dick

Care to explain?

don’t both oce and solidus comment on his endowements in mgs2 during the Nude Escape

God I hate metal gear so fucking much

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