softilnyckyj:

you know I’m glad that buzzfeed unsolved is keeping it real because ok… those TV ghost hunting shows? Somehow always getting clear “evidence”. In every episode. Spooky. Serious. Dangerous.

Seems fake.

Buzzfeed unsolved? Offering bigfoot a beer. Calling a demon a motherfucker. Laying down on a pentagram yelling “Rock ‘n’ Roll buckaroo!”. Mentioning mothmans ass. Playing opera music to attract ghosts. Dancing on a staircase to attract ghosts. Asking spirits to make you shit blood after ripping out your organs. Laughing about a man who died while playing the piano. Laughing about the fact that said man might have pooped himself after dying while playing the piano. Stealing a bridge from a demonic goat. Spaghetti. Apple taters. Dog toys.

I prefer all of that.

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