mbulteau:

shitpost-senpai:

radiofreemagica:

My girlfriend pointed out to me that Doomguy is canonically celibate (as stated by John Carmack), and a devout Catholic (as stated in the Doom novels).

Now this isn’t news, it’s info that’s been available for at least a decade. But she’s also pointed out what this _means_:

Doomguy is qualified to be Pope.

ACTION POPE

the smoke would have to be red, but I’m in

doomguy would be an amazing pope. He would have absolutely no tolerance for evangelists who abuse the bible to further their own greed and hate

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