This is a Homestuck-based fansession that had a major D&D-like battle at the end, and it was all-out chaos.
My character was the Rogue of Time, a need-to-know detail, because she could steal short parts of time for her allies. It’s related to what’s about to happen.

OOC Rogue: Is talking a free action?
OOC basically Fighter: yeah, sure. As long as you get your post in before 5 minutes.
OOC Rogue: Sweet.
IC Rogue: She stands defiantly, with her hat tipped downwards. FRAYMOTIF: Time Shenanigans! Time is stopped for five turns.
OOC Fighter/Mik: Sweet, you basically skipped everyone else’s turns, so I can do this. [Basically, the Black King starts the meteors.]
IC Rogue: OhGodIamABSOLUTESHITatmyjob. [Time was sped up for her own self.]

And then came the Scratch and being flung at the Scratch Mechanism. But that’s a story for never.