fuck-customers

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

smitethepatriarchy

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

silver-tongues-blog

one time when i was closing, the customer was taking too long to order and it turned closing time before he got the chance so we let him know that we wouldnt be taking his delivery. he got really pissed and w had to explain to him that we were now closed and suggested that he order earlier in the future.