potrix-the-queerschlaeger:

jxhn-mulaney:

rinlockhart:

blautitlewave:

buckakke:

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

Talking shit about your spouse is a sign of affection.

No. No it’s not. What kind of dystopian world do you live in?

straight culture should be commissioning Renaissance styled biblical paintings of your french bulldog not talking about how marriage is a prison

Talking shit about your spouse to your spouse’s face because you’re in a teasing/cheeky mood can be a sign of affection.

Talking shit about your spouse behind their back to other people in a way that belittles them is fucking bullshit.

why do straight people marry people they dont love?