you people think monster fucking is a new thing in the cultural zeitgeist????? when i was a kid everyone wanted to romance this handsome fellow

He may not have any nipple but neither did the fishguy.

That is one fuckable monster and they did it on purpose. why the fuck else would he be voiced by Kieth “sexy voice” David.

they have him be the only gargoyle in the beginning with an SO just so they can show “yeah he gets it on the regular”

and just like any other superhero he saves babes on the regular and yeah Detective Maza can take care of herself but it doesn’t hurt to have his hunky backup. he literally takes a bullet for her and helps her solve crimes.

and a relationship built on friendship and a good partner dynamic is the sexiest thing of all.

look at this picture and tell me they haven’t done did the do.