unicornkin:

unicornkin:

unicornkin:

I’m gonna be completely honest, I actually had no idea Alexa was supposed to be a robot and I just assumed the joke was that someone had an assistant who followed them around and played the songs they wanted on command

She just had a phone and speakers and would just play Despacito bass boosted in an McDonald’s parking lot because you asked

Me, trips over a rock: Alexa this is so sad play—

Alexa my determined assistant: *holds up a speaker and blasts “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers at max volume*

alexas basically a bard

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