glumshoe:

cursed-tale:

glumshoe:

opening your closet and seeing your nerd shit alongside your regular clothes is endlessly amusing

Listen someone’s going to come over, see this, put two and two together, and realize you’re the masked vigilante they’ve been seeing all over the news.

When I got burgled last week my cosplay was just lying on the floor and they had to fling it aside to dig through my suitcase. I’ve been thinking about what a good one-shot Batman comic that would be - hapless burglar accidentally discovers teen vigilante’s identity, has crisis about what to do next.

alfred walks in and says “so you found our secret. its true, i am robin boy wonder” and then beats the burglars ass