Listen someone’s going to come over, see this, put two and two together, and realize you’re the masked vigilante they’ve been seeing all over the news.

When I got burgled last week my cosplay was just lying on the floor and they had to fling it aside to dig through my suitcase. I’ve been thinking about what a good one-shot Batman comic that would be - hapless burglar accidentally discovers teen vigilante’s identity, has crisis about what to do next.