People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?
People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK
you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.
too cold? put on another layer!
too hot? change into thinner clothes!
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠
The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell
THE TRUTH COMES OUT.
Avoidance techniques for the cold:
-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito
Avoidance techniques for heat:
-die, I guess.
me, a person who has lived in texas her whole life

equestrianjade liked this
bebritishnotgerman reblogged this from existential-crisis-professional
schoolofabjuration liked this cabinbabe reblogged this from andtimemoveson
imperfectnerd liked this
aceing-it-spaceing-it reblogged this from existential-crisis-professional
knight-in-sleeveless-plaid liked this
cones-of-joshdunshire reblogged this from existential-crisis-professional
poppy-in-the-woods liked this
ceo-of-regulus-black reblogged this from limetimo and added: hot weather for ever but just because I pass out when it’s too cold so βπ»
andtimemoveson reblogged this from herobrineawakening
andtimemoveson liked this
existential-crisis-professional reblogged this from herobrineawakening
herobrineawakening reblogged this from calebtheloser
limetimo reblogged this from assassinprocrastinator
assassinprocrastinator reblogged this from bubbles
slaegirl liked this
foreverfallen reblogged this from crowleytm
calebtheloser reblogged this from crowleytm crowleytm reblogged this from risingphoenix761
truth-be-told-i-never-was-yours reblogged this from very-grumpy-bisexual very-grumpy-bisexual reblogged this from prettyflyforawhitebi
songbirdfairy reblogged this from lubricates
dreamghouul reblogged this from aceraleigh dengarde liked this
astralcloudysky liked this
aceraleigh reblogged this from numinousnic
witching-hour-pets liked this
mustafaseven liked this
ppsniffingclam liked this
nerdy-kai liked this
2d3dlover reblogged this from the-di miniopi reblogged this from rhv
kristaon reblogged this from kristaon
anegatrac reblogged this from encourage abby7598 reblogged this from damnhotmsimmons
lostinthought1006 liked this zoesakura2 reblogged this from themundanefae
manyfandoms-marvel liked this
pastelpunkbabygirl liked this snakelovingnerd reblogged this from lilli-sturmreiter
illegallyblondexx liked this
illegallyblondexx reblogged this from encourage
softartisthours2 liked this
daughterofdeath24 liked this
danthemaam reblogged this from dulect
phoenixwwitch reblogged this from shurisneakers
phoenixwwitch liked this - Show more notes