evilfriends:

im tired of the fucking click a damn boobtube video like “Tutorial on how to give cpr in an urgent situation” and some ad plays about beer aged to perfection for a smoother flavor and you sit through that shit. then the video loads and its like “hey youtubes its TutorialChannel with How to give cpr in our last video we covered how to turn your cellphone into a bomb LINK BELOW this week we’re talking about cpr. what is cpr? cpr is mouth to mouth Cardiopulmonary resuscitation. please be sure to leave a like comment subscribe and SHARE if you like this video lets try to get this to 5000 likes. comment below what is YOUR favorite situation to use cpr in? ok thats enough lets get right to the video.” and you breathe a sigh of relief and then hes like “This video was sponsored by audible, get thousands of downloadable e-books at audible.com i absolutely love this site guys, right now im reading the catcher in the rye and it is so good sign up with my code TUTORIAL20 for 5 cents off your first book!!!” i wanna kill someone

You could choke the youtube and then load up their video and have them watch it as they die before the actual tutorial starts