“This boy’s crazy.”
You just know that dumbass is mansplaining armor to the ancient blacksmith
goddamnit that’s exactly whats happening fuck
bismuth internally: who the fuck does this bitch think he is trying to tell me how armour works? his looks like its made of aluminum and is shaped in such a way that hes gonna get cut right in the diaphragm. Fuck this shit im gonna go see what that lapis is up to.