unluckyrose:

three main parts of d&d culture are

1. *drops to 0hp* “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead yet”

2. rolling a bad perception roll and your dm is just like “you don’t have a fucking clue where you are. a room maybe?”

3. when the dm is narrating a scene for another character and your character isn’t even there so when you make a smartass comment about what’s happening the dm shouts “You’re not here”

Reblogged 2 years ago from nofacednerd (Originally from unluckyrose)
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Tagged: the middle one happend big yesterday when the bard failed perception on a an puppet that called itself a judgement effigy, he figured it was an effigy of some kind, possible one of some kind of judgement, .
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