Me: After following the Inn Keepers directions, you arrive at the grave yard of the town.

My Bard: I knock the “G” of Grave Yard so it says Rave Yard.

Me: Okay, roll a dexterity check

My Bard: *proceeds to roll a nat 20*

Me: *literally chokes out of disbelief*

My Bard: I cast prestidigitation so there are strobe lights.

Me: Roll again.

My bard: Rolls a 13

Me: There are some strobe lights, but it just looks like someone flick a flashlight on and off. 

Me: *dies a little inside*