the most Fun john mulaney fact i’ve learned today is that he had the opportunity to audition for kevin from home alone but his parents said no.
please take a moment to imagine 7 year old john mulaney as kevin mccallister
*dumps a bunch of toy cars at the bottom of the stairs* S C A T T E R
*tosses valuable into a pool with a car battery in it*
“you want it? GO GET IT”