iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address
peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com” parker: but i do, mr stark
peter, standing on the ceiling at 3am t posing: vriskakin
tony, sobbing: i dont know what that fucking means
peter: well i guess this means we’re all in cahoots now, huh. cahoooooooots
dr strange: dunno why you said that word twice like that. but technically yes
Shuri who absolutely read homestuck and regularly tries to recreate some of the items in it: That was a nice acrobatic fucking piouroette you did
Peter: Sweats nervously