yourplayersaidwhat:

It’s our first campaign. Our first time playing at all, never mind together. Only the fighter has played before, for a good few years. The adventurers are mid-battle with a skeleton. It it not going well, and things are getting desperate.

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Druid: I’m going to cast poison spray.

Me: On the skeleton?

Druid: Yes.

Fighter: I’m in the way though!

Druid: I’ll use Healing Word next turn, don’t worry! Let’s do this.

Me: Alright. Grath, roll a constitution save.

Fighter: *fails*

Druid: You’ll live! Don’t worry! *rolls damage. 12* … Hm.

Me: Grath is out of hit points now.

Druid: Shit. What about the skeleton?

Me: Skeletons are immune to poison.

Druid: What the fuck? How is that a thing?

Me: They don’t have lungs or flesh! What are you meant to be poisoning? All you’ve done is given him the first shower he’s had in centuries.

Druid: Shit. You right.