strongbadgmail:

strongbadgmail:

folkdad:

pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster

and every customer is the fucking owl from zelda that swaps between yes i wanna hear it again and yes i understand so button mashing causes the dialogue to repeat

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