folkdad

pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

strongbadgmail

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

strongbadgmail

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster

silver-tongues-blog

and every customer is the fucking owl from zelda that swaps between yes i wanna hear it again and yes i understand so button mashing causes the dialogue to repeat