Silver Tongue

avecpardonplaysminecraft:

paper-mario-wiki:

everyone who says “milk is gross, humans werent even designed to drink cows milk and everyone is lactose intolerant and everyone who drinks it is dumb” are just angry cuz they cant eat ice cream without making big doo doo

I will happily suffer sitting on the toilet making the big doo doo for hours just because I want to shove a gallon of fucking delicious ice cream down my throat.

AFAIK no one in my family has pooped to death so I sure as hell won’t be the first. BRING ON THE COOKIES AND CREME!

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