Deck of Many Things
So we found a Deck of Many Things and my brother, the DM pulled up a random generator for the cards. Me, being a lowkey gambler wanted to enthusiastically pull from it, while everyone else was wary.
DM: “Alright… You got… The Throne…”
DM: “…”
Me: “What is it?”
DM: “You get the deed to a Keep.”
Me: “Ooooh! I draw again.”
The DM proceeds to grumble a bit more, setting his phone down angrily.
DM: “It’s another Keep…”
Me: “O-Oh… I pull… again?”
The entire party is now yelling at me to not test my luck, but I don’t care.
The DM starts laughing maniacally, as the DM does.
DM: “A feeling of dread washes over you… -4 to all saving throws…”
The entire party shrieks at me for the rest of the session while revoking my card privileges.
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