not to downplay jade tho, if you throw literally ANYTHING she will instantly teleport and fetch it
john takes to yeeting everything as far as he can to see if she’ll miss anything and she never does it’ll be like
jade: hey can you pass me a soda
john:
What about when he fake tosses it
jade, once she’s 2 miles away from the cookout they were having and there’s no soda:
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