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not to downplay jade tho, if you throw literally ANYTHING she will instantly teleport and fetch it

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john takes to yeeting everything as far as he can to see if she’ll miss anything and she never does it’ll be like

jade: hey can you pass me a soda

john: 

itsdanimotherfreakingglitter

What about when he fake tosses it

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jade, once she’s 2 miles away from the cookout they were having and there’s no soda: