dirk mastered using a little porcelain man to kill you as a joke and then never used the skill
1. i have never been more delighted to be wrong
2. he has DEFINITELY not mastered it which makes it better, look at him. he gently slaps that kringle right into the crowbar and then gets brained by the other jack
1) honestly that’s impressive in of itself like. arent those things porcelain? smacking it against a crowbar would fucking demolish it. so its sturdy
2) fucking idiot literally consciously chose to bring out the pastel santa in a fight against a overpowered cyborg and its clone (but rainbow devil-fied) …like what the fuck
he didnt know how to use it….oh my god……dirk this isn’t the time to try it out
if dirk doesn’t put himself in the most stressful and dire situations possible he’s not winning
not to mention that hte crowbar it stopped ist he strongest item in the game. The juju breaker is by far the most powerful weapon due to its ability to destroy artifacts of cherubic origin with only the caledfwlch and the porcelain santa. Now the caledfwlch was forged using a fragment of the judgement clock that caliborn destroyed. it begs the question, what the fuck is the santa made of