imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:

saintcranky:

shannonride223:

generallkenobi:

chancethereaper:

accioharo:

lesbianshepard:

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

If we do open it we could find

• The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)
  
• Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)
• An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

I’m Mike Drucker in this situation

This is so goth

THEY’RE GONNA OPEN IT

UPDATE: THEY OPENED IT!

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/988872/egypt-tomb-sarcophagus-Alexander-the-Great-Giza-Plateau/amp

#excited about the possibility of Alexander the Great#sad about the fact it’s not an ancient world-ending curse

same

it’s 2018 in this bitch and we’re all just ready for the destruction of humanity

Can some necromancers resurrect Alexander he great so the wold can get destroyed a little?