yourplayersaidwhat:

I was playing DnD with a couple of my friends. I am playing a sorcerer who just happens to be a incarnation of death. (Every time I died I rolled a d4 and had to subtract that from my constitution. As long as I was above 0 I would come back to life after a short time) I was traveling with a rogue Me to was not aware of my ability) when we came across a skeletal Minotaur. The fight ensued a d I ended up getting gored by the Minotaur killing me. The rogue continues the fight as my character just lies there bloody. Fight ends rogue is bloodied but still standing…

Rogue: that was tough

Rogue (OOC): that was short

Me still dead

Rogue (OOC): I’m going to loot the bodies

DM: you find (enter item) on the minotaur

Rouge (OOC): the sorcerer too

DM: ok (smiling)

Rogue proceeds to walk closer to me

Me: Hi what did I miss

Rouge about shits his pants in and out of character