theamazingsallyhogan:

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probably the weirdest information about star wars i could give you is that the death star garbage compactor monster from episode 4 was sentient, was force sensitive, and it wasn’t trying to eat luke - it was trying to baptise him

her name was Omi, she was a lesbian, and she chose her own gender

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to everybody wondering, no, im sorry, Omi did not escape the death star. she died when it was destroyed, just as she foresaw in her visions.

as a sort of silver lining, she seemed to accept her fate and wondered what she would be in the next life, as her culture believed in reincarnation.

elaborate on the baptism you say? sure! as an aquatic species the Dianoga venerated water, which they called “the Great Cleanser When It Was Time to Be Cleansed.” She baptized Luke because she felt their shared connection to the force, which she knew only as “It.”

“Force sensitive lesbian tentacle alien” was not something I could have ever come up with, but boy am I glad someone did

Boy talk about a misunderstanding…

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    that’s some fucking retcon bullshit right there….
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    So wait… Star Wars gave us a literal trash lesbian?
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